The following commentary has been brought to you by our new favorite player, Mr. Mumbles.
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm Mallmmin
Mmmm Mmmm Mm Mmm Mmmmmmm Mmm'm M M Mmmm M Mmm Mmm!!
Mmm M Mmm Mmmmmm Mmm Mmm Mm MM !!
M#&^%#*&^%*#& M*#%*#&% !!
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Mmmm m****
And now, back to Kodiak...
First let me translate for Mr. Mumbles ... "F*** Off". That about does it, yup!
So, another night of fun times at our bi weekly mix ups chez Kodiak...although I hear FR is taking the location back in 2 weeks...oh oh. 10 Playa's showed their faces and gave away their cash for 4 1/2 hours of play (well less time for some...eh?)
All were still in at the rebuy but most of us did rebuy, except chip leader throughout the night, Sir Bacon Bits.
First out was reigning Champ, Joe. He goes all-in after the flop with pocket tens only to have Waugh flip over pocket Aces. bye-bye! (for interest sake, Mr. Mumbles told us that statistically pockets Aces hit about 1 in every 240 hands dealt.....Yo Yo Waugh, did we deal you 960 hands??????)
Next to go was Petey Boy aka Kill. He was taken down by a split pot between Troy and Waugh (each had a ten to hit a FH). Petey went all in with 2 pair. Oops.
Then off and running was Rico suave. A pre flop all in with pocket tens after some action seen, but to be called quick by Bacon with, yup, pocket Aces. And yes, to rub salt into his wound, An Ace hit on the flop. KA BOOM!
Troy got knocked out next, also by bacon bits. He had middle pair after the flop and moved all in but with such a big stack, had to call on a straight draw and his golden (brown highlighted) horseshoe gave him the straight on the river.
Bye Bye to Stuey next who got to hang out in Kodiak's office and on the couch for a bit. Downtown James Brown calls his pre flop all in. Stu had A6 off suit, James had KQ suited. A Q hit and held up.
Side note: we were all short stacked as well and were trying to cockroach our way to 4th for points and 3rd for our cash back, ALL GAME!
But soon after, James lost to Mr Mumbles who we think may have actually gone all in about a dz times at this point but who cuold tell? Anyhoo, After the flop, James held top pair and moved in and Mr Mumbles calls with a flush draw. He hits on the turn.
Top four, whew.
Next to go was Kodiak. She had just doubled up, but played before Bacon all night and his big stack (She like many girls was overwhelmed but such a sight! :>).....Bacon had raised almost all her blinds, and her bets SO went she went all in with A5, he called with an A5 and split. A tease! Next hand and short stacked she held A6 and moved in. Bacon had pocket 4s and too many chips not to call so he did, and they held. WAH!
Top three.
Mr Mumbles was next to go. Wiped out in one hand, he finally moved all in with 6-9 (no choice with the blind limits) and was called by Bacone with 6K. The six hit, but the king kicker kicked Mumbles home. Mmmm!!*(#^%*(#^%
Final Two - Dot and Bacon.
Immediatly, Dot offered a split pot but Bacon wanted to play. So they battled with Troy dealing for about 20 mins. Bacon used his stack well and Dot was catching cards. He moved in with a 9 high flush and was called by Bacons 7 high flush - then one last offer for a split and Bacon agreed. Bacon officially took it with a bigger stack - about 200 to 120 at final count at 130.
The PLAY of the night was DOT though - went for a bluff with 23 offsuit and ended up hitting a straight to someone's 2 pairs. Nice play.
Some Quotes:
Stuey "gave himself a mind melt"
Joe "Stop teasing the mumbleloid"
Bacon "At least Use Lube"
Stu"It's like the time I had the 50c flea market hooker"
A conversation overheard....
Jim " Is there a sock in it?"
Bacon"At least I got it out"
Jim "That's why I don't wear shorts"
A Kimball chat...
Stu (fr somewhere in the Living Room) " Ahhh Winnie the Pooh"
Rico " Down the pants"
Kodiak " No, the batteries are out"
See ya in 2 weeks punks-
Kodiak out
MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm Mallmmin
Mmmm Mmmm Mm Mmm Mmmmmmm Mmm'm M M Mmmm M Mmm Mmm!!
Mmm M Mmm Mmmmmm Mmm Mmm Mm MM !!
M#&^%#*&^%*#& M*#%*#&% !!
Mmm
Mmmm m****
And now, back to Kodiak...
First let me translate for Mr. Mumbles ... "F*** Off". That about does it, yup!
So, another night of fun times at our bi weekly mix ups chez Kodiak...although I hear FR is taking the location back in 2 weeks...oh oh. 10 Playa's showed their faces and gave away their cash for 4 1/2 hours of play (well less time for some...eh?)
All were still in at the rebuy but most of us did rebuy, except chip leader throughout the night, Sir Bacon Bits.
First out was reigning Champ, Joe. He goes all-in after the flop with pocket tens only to have Waugh flip over pocket Aces. bye-bye! (for interest sake, Mr. Mumbles told us that statistically pockets Aces hit about 1 in every 240 hands dealt.....Yo Yo Waugh, did we deal you 960 hands??????)
Next to go was Petey Boy aka Kill. He was taken down by a split pot between Troy and Waugh (each had a ten to hit a FH). Petey went all in with 2 pair. Oops.
Then off and running was Rico suave. A pre flop all in with pocket tens after some action seen, but to be called quick by Bacon with, yup, pocket Aces. And yes, to rub salt into his wound, An Ace hit on the flop. KA BOOM!
Troy got knocked out next, also by bacon bits. He had middle pair after the flop and moved all in but with such a big stack, had to call on a straight draw and his golden (brown highlighted) horseshoe gave him the straight on the river.
Bye Bye to Stuey next who got to hang out in Kodiak's office and on the couch for a bit. Downtown James Brown calls his pre flop all in. Stu had A6 off suit, James had KQ suited. A Q hit and held up.
Side note: we were all short stacked as well and were trying to cockroach our way to 4th for points and 3rd for our cash back, ALL GAME!
But soon after, James lost to Mr Mumbles who we think may have actually gone all in about a dz times at this point but who cuold tell? Anyhoo, After the flop, James held top pair and moved in and Mr Mumbles calls with a flush draw. He hits on the turn.
Top four, whew.
Next to go was Kodiak. She had just doubled up, but played before Bacon all night and his big stack (She like many girls was overwhelmed but such a sight! :>).....Bacon had raised almost all her blinds, and her bets SO went she went all in with A5, he called with an A5 and split. A tease! Next hand and short stacked she held A6 and moved in. Bacon had pocket 4s and too many chips not to call so he did, and they held. WAH!
Top three.
Mr Mumbles was next to go. Wiped out in one hand, he finally moved all in with 6-9 (no choice with the blind limits) and was called by Bacone with 6K. The six hit, but the king kicker kicked Mumbles home. Mmmm!!*(#^%*(#^%
Final Two - Dot and Bacon.
Immediatly, Dot offered a split pot but Bacon wanted to play. So they battled with Troy dealing for about 20 mins. Bacon used his stack well and Dot was catching cards. He moved in with a 9 high flush and was called by Bacons 7 high flush - then one last offer for a split and Bacon agreed. Bacon officially took it with a bigger stack - about 200 to 120 at final count at 130.
The PLAY of the night was DOT though - went for a bluff with 23 offsuit and ended up hitting a straight to someone's 2 pairs. Nice play.
Some Quotes:
Stuey "gave himself a mind melt"
Joe "Stop teasing the mumbleloid"
Bacon "At least Use Lube"
Stu"It's like the time I had the 50c flea market hooker"
A conversation overheard....
Jim " Is there a sock in it?"
Bacon"At least I got it out"
Jim "That's why I don't wear shorts"
A Kimball chat...
Stu (fr somewhere in the Living Room) " Ahhh Winnie the Pooh"
Rico " Down the pants"
Kodiak " No, the batteries are out"
See ya in 2 weeks punks-
Kodiak out
posted by Kodiak at 11:40 AM
2 Comments:
Technically, I had A6 suited (spades), not off-suited.
Stupid Queens.
Still on top of the "heap". I have survived the summer intact. Yeah!
See you all in 2 weeks
great write-up kodiak
what did Mr. Mumbles say?
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